Struggling US Airways Introduces $100 Million Bomb Fee
TEMPE, AZ—With holiday traffic down almost 4 percent compared to last year and business continuing to decline, US Airways announced Monday...
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Federal Government Wants Subway Safety Oversight
The Obama administration will propose that safety regulations for subways and commuter trains be put under the jurisdiction of the federal...
Greyhound Now Offering Direct Service From Kansas To L.A. Porn Director's Driveway
DALLAS—In an effort to reduce travel times for thousands of customers every year, Greyhound Lines announced Monday that it will now offer...
Laptops Contributed To Pilot Error
Federal safety investigators are citing use of laptop computers among the factors that caused a Northwest Airlines pilot and copilot to become...
Fucker Riding Man's Ass Whole Way Out To Cleveland
TWINSBURG, OH—Jesus Christ, area man Mark Hurley cannot fucking believe this dumb shit who has been riding his ass all the way out to...
Area Man Spends Summer Having Wallet Stolen Across Europe
DECATUR, IL—Marcus Hayes, 22, even managed to learn a few helpful phrases throughout his travels, including the Dutch terms for "Please leave me alone ...
Man Running After Bus Delights Bus Occupants
CLEVELAND—Among the factors that contributed to the overall feeling of joy among those lucky enough to witness the spectacle, was the fact that the ...
A Dreamliner Deferred
Though it was scheduled to take its first flight last month, the 300-plus passenger Boeing 787 Dreamliner aircraft has hit several costly snags,...
Three Fingered On Class Trip To Washington, D.C.
WASHINGTON—The second fingering reportedly took place Thursday night at the hotel after chaperones failed to notice that Nick Stern had been hiding in Jamie ...
Tennis Ball Brought On Trip
FT. LAUDERDALE, FL—Jeremy McCormick, 14, confirmed Tuesday that he brought a tennis ball on his trip to Florida. "I figured I'd bring it...
American Airlines Now Charging Fees To Non-Passengers
FORTH WORTH, TX—"Watching television at home cost me $250 dollars last night," said Michael Peterson, one of many Americans forced to pay high airline ...
Study Finds No Logical Reason Why Planes Fly
PALO ALTO, CA—According to a recent study conducted by a team of physicists at Stanford University, there is no logical explanation why...
Traffic Deaths Rise On Election Day
Researchers noticed an 18 percent spike in traffic fatalities on days a presidential election was held. What do you think?
Struggling Air Force One To Begin Selling Passenger Tickets
WASHINGTON—To stay competitive, the airline will charge a fee of $25 for passengers bringing extra luggage on board, such as fishing gear or a ...
U.S. Driving Less
Americans drove 53.2 billion fewer miles in the past nine months than they did in a comparable period a year ago. What do you ...
Greyhound Launches New In-Bus Magazine
DALLAS—Greyhound Lines announced Monday that the premiere issue of Turnpike, the transportation giant's new in-bus entertainment...
