This summer has been one of the worst in recent years for flight delays, particularly for passengers stuck on the runway. Here are some of ...

CAPE CANAVERAL, FL—"What's the point of traveling three million miles if you're just going to sit around some orbital craft all day ...

DES MOINES, IA—Citing a series of unanticipated disruptions to the Greyhound bus service, a red-faced and breathless Sen. John McCain (R-AZ)...

NEW YORK—"It may mean sacrificing TV shows and even chores, but we cannot sit idly by as this gorgeous weather rolls in," said one ...

World's Largest Metaphor Hits Ice-Berg

CALGARY—During their three-game road swing last month, the Columbus Blue Jackets players could not stop gushing about the impressive...

Henry Ford Unveils New Line Of Anti-Semitic Autos

MANCHESTER, NH—Pundits said the family's slow drive through Bear Brook State Park signaled a deep concern for environmental issues.

NEW HAVEN, CT—The cola-filled commuter boarded the train unaware of the obstacles standing between him and bladder relief.

Ford Motor Company recalled 3.8 million pickup trucks and SUVs due to an electrical-system safety issue. What do you think?

BLAKELY, GA—Blakely civic leaders were baffled last weekend as Cryptosporidium Daze, their elaborately planned summer festival celebrating the popular waterborne pathogen, failed to draw ...

BOSTON—Travelers on Interspace 92 experienced delays of up to three hours after 117 aerocars were involved in a tropospheric pileup Monday. "We traced the ...

WEST THUMB, WY—Overcrowding remains an enormous problem at Yellowstone National Parking Lot, officials reported Monday.