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Report: It's Not Okay To Just Start Talking To People You Don’t Know
STANFORD, CA—Citing how devastatingly uncomfortable it makes people feel, a new report released by the Stanford University Sociology Department revealed Wednesday that it’s ...
Mississippi Brings Down Yet Another National Average
WASHINGTON—With a new study ranking it last among the 50 states yet again, Mississippi once more brought down the overall national average on another ...
Report: Someone Totally Doing It Somewhere Right Now
CHICAGO—From a statistical perspective, it stands to reason that at least two out of all the people on Earth are totally going at it ...
Nation In Frenzy About Little Wizard Boy And All His Little Wizard Friends
Fans wondered if the wizard would use the sword of destiny to defeat the evil Hufflestuff people.
Thousands Wait Overnight At Microsoft Stores For Second Generation Zune
The Zune's record-breaking sales have made its name synonymous with "mp3 player."
Use Of 'N-Word' May End Porn Star's Career
'Cum Inside' star Jennica St. Foxx is receiving heavy criticism for using a racial slur in her latest film.
Date Of Apple Backlash Set For March 21, 2008
NEW YORK—In the face of Apple, Inc.'s 3- billionth iTunes sale and soaring stock price, some Wall Street forecasters are predicting that...
Sequel-Hungry Nation Demands Production of Click II
LOS ANGELES—"The people of this country want to know what kind of crazy cameo Rob Schneider will make, and they want to know now ...
Study: Casual Sex Only Rewarding For First Few Decades
ARLINGTON, VA—"Sadly, many of these promiscuous singles may never realize how miserable a lifetime of supremely pleasurable sex can make them," said Dr. Sullivan.
Pain Medication Use Skyrocketing
Since 1997, the use of prescription painkillers in the United States has risen 88 percent, and oxyxocone, the main ingredient in OxyContin, has...
Brookstone Scientists 10 Years Away From Towel Alarm Clock
MERRIMACK, NH—"No longer will people have to lug their alarm clock from the bedroom to the shower every morning," executive director of research Bryan ...
Day Spent On Internet Comes Full Circle
DAYTON, OH—A day of web surfing poetically ended just as it began Monday, when a random string of links brought area man Howard Nagel ...
Pipe Cleaners, Googly Eyes Cut From Elementary School Arts Budget
PARAMUS, NJ—"I'd love for students to make Santas with big, bushy beards, but times are tough, and cotton balls don't grow on ...
Juan Pierre's 72-Game Hitting Streak Lost Amid Recent Flurry Of Baseball Milestones
LOS ANGELES—In a weekend that saw Alex Rodriguez hit his 500th home run, Tom Glavine notch his 300th win, and Barry Bonds tie Hank ...

















