Temperature Of Coffee Expected To Rise Nine Degrees By End Of 21st Century
WASHINGTON, DC—A report released by the Union of Concerned Dietitians stated that not only will the temperature of coffee increase by nearly...
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Area Man Needs Two More Trips To Best Buy To Beat Xbox 360 Game
MONROEVILLE, PA—Local resident Ronald Franks could be as little as two Best Buy visits away from completing the Xbox 360 video game Gears...
Cell-Phone TV?
Verizon Wireless announced that it will soon offer TV service over its cell-phone network. What do you think?
800,000 Privileged Youths Enlist To Fight In Iraq
WASHINGTON—"I didn't realize you could just sign up," said 26-year-old Brookline, MA resident and law-school grad Daniel Feldman.
Robbie Knievel Jumps Entire Generation's Awareness
BUTTE, MT—In his most dangerous and ambitious feat to date, motorcycle stuntman Robbie Knievel, the 44-year-old son of 1970s daredevil...
Computer Makers Die More
Death rates among people who work building computers are considerably higher than the rest of the population. What do you think?
World's Youngest Person Born
DELHI, INDIA—Harinakshi Himati, an 18-inch, 10-pound baby born less than one minute ago to Delhi taxi driver Ganaresh Himati and his wife...
Grapes 'Big Hit' At Area Picnic
PORTLAND, OR—Speaking at an impromptu press conference on her back patio, 7th-grade language-arts teacher Wendy Polonski, 31, announced that the seedless green grapes she ...
Report: Meat Now America's No. 2 Condiment
CHICAGO—Bacon and spreadable veal helped the up-and-comer best Big Three standards salsa and mayonnaise for the first time.
International Atom Registry Allows Customers To Name Atom After Loved One
HOT SPRINGS, AR—For only $26.75, customers worldwide can now honor their loved ones by naming an individual atom after them, executives at...
U.S. Trendsetters Go On Strike
NEW YORK—The country's chillest and illest want recognition for what you're saying, wearing, and doing.
