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Area Man To Hang Out At McDonald's For 20 Minutes Until Lunch Menu Goes Up

ERIE, PA—"The girl at the counter said I could still get breakfast if I wanted, but 10:40's too late for breakfast." said restaurant patron Don Turnbee, "I want lunch." more»

Area Man Holding Out Until Next Exit For Better Fast Food Options

ISSUE 44•48 | 11.29.08 | News

ERIE, PA—"I think I want Wendy's," Don Turnbee told reporters. "There hasn't been a Wendy's in a while so there will probably be one in a couple of exits." more»

Food-Court Taco Bell Not As Good, Area Man Reports

ISSUE 41•26 | 06.29.05 | News

ERIE, PA—Fast-food consumer Don Turnbee announced Monday that the Taco Bell in the Millcreek Mall food court is "not as good" as regular, full-service Taco Bell restaurants. more»

Area Man Suspicious Of Wrap

ISSUE 40•50 | 12.15.04 | News

ERIE, PA—Local resident and frequent fast-food-restaurant patron Don Turnbee said Monday that he was "still a little leery" of the wrap he'd ordered from the Jefferson Street Subway sandwich shop minutes before. more»

Area Man Unsure What To Do With All The Extra Ketchup Packets

ISSUE 37•08 | 03.07.01 | News

ERIE, PA–After finishing his Big Bacon Classic Combo, area resident and Wendy's patron Don Turnbee, 38, expressed uncertainty Monday regarding what to do with all the extra ketchup packets. more»

Area Man Finds Soda-Winning Game Piece He Forgot About

ISSUE 35•39 | 10.27.99 | News

ERIE, PA—While removing an insurance card from an infrequently used section of his wallet Monday, local resident Don Turnbee came across a soda-winning Inspector Gadget-themed McDonald's game piece he had long forgotten about. more»

Area Man Confounded By Buffet Procedure

ISSUE 35•14 | 04.14.99 | News

ERIE, PA—Don Turnbee was completely bewildered by standard buffet protocol at Ponderosa Tuesday. more»

Area Man Forces Self To Drink Another Free Refill

ISSUE 34•13 | 10.28.98 | News

ERIE, PA–Local fast-food consumer Don Turnbee forced himself to drink another free refill Tuesday, despite the fact that he had already consumed three small soft drinks and was no longer thirsty, Burger King outlet #4579 sources reported. more»

Area Consumer Makes Last-Minute Soft-Drink Size Upgrade To Acquire Collectible Plastic Cup

ISSUE 32•06 | 09.09.97 | News

ERIE, PA—According to leading fast-food-industry analysts, area consumer Don Turnbee's soft-drink upgrade Monday from large to extra-large was motivated not by a desire for the extra volume of soda contained in the larger size, but rather to acquire a special, limited-edition collectible plastic cup. more»

Local Man Would Like Fries With That

ISSUE 31•06 | 02.19.97 | News

ERIE, PA—Following a 30-second period of deliberation, Don Turnbee opted to accept McDonald's corporation's suggestion. more»

Whaler Sandwich 'Not Sitting Too Good' With Area Man

ISSUE 31•03 | 01.29.97 | News

ERIE, PA—According to sources inside the seating booth section, a Whaler consumed during Monday's lunch-hour rush is "not sitting too good" inside area man Don Turnbee. more»