HBO Presentation Fails To Deliver Promised 'Brief Nudity'
JACKSON, MS—As far as local resident Nate Childress can tell, the "brief nudity" promised in the HBO original movie Total Disclosure was not delivered ...
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WB Targets Booming U.S. Prison Population With New Sitcom
LOS ANGELES—Responding to the explosive growth of the U.S. prison population, WB executives announced Monday that the network will soon launch a new ...
Friends Star Spontaneously Shown Attending Televised NBC Sporting Event
NEW YORK—The NBC telecast of a Knicks-Pacers game yielded a surprise celebrity sighting Saturday, when Friends star Matt LeBlanc was spotted in a front-row ...
Fox Ordered To Cancel Upcoming When Presidents Are Assassinated Live Special
WASHINGTON, DC—The White House and the FBI have ordered Fox to cancel Friday's When Presidents Are Assassinated live television special. "I'm disappointed ...
New Sony In-Utero TV To Entertain Children In The Womb
LOS ANGELES—The entertainment industry is abuzz following the Sony Corporation's unveiling Monday of the Utertron 9000, a state-of-the-art in-utero womb-entertainment system for children ...
Newest Baywatch Cast Member Kicks It With Byron Allen
LOS ANGELES—Debi Tyler, the latest beach beauty to join the cast of TV's Baywatch, kicked it with Byron Allen Saturday on Allen's ...
NBC Unveils New 'Please-See TV' Thursday-Night Lineup
NEW YORK—NBC is the place to be for shows you will want to watch if you have any sense of compassion.
The Chevy Chase Show Enters Sixth Blockbuster Season In Alternate Universe
LOS ANGELES–The Chevy Chase Show is steamrolling into its sixth blockbuster season in an alternate universe, it was reported Tuesday.
The Crumbling Networks
After decades of dominance, network television is losing huge chunks of its viewership to cable TV and the Internet. What are the networks doing to ...
Unremarkable Man Resembles Burt Ward
KALAMAZOO, MI—Walter Hodgson, a generally unremarkable Kalamazoo-area accountant, bears a strong resemblance to actor Burt Ward, it was reported Monday. "From a certain angle ...
Creepy Late-Night Mortgage Ad Gives Insight Into True State Of Economy
Millions of late-night television viewers were given a rare glimpse into the true state of the economy Monday, when a creepy ad encouraging Americans to ...
E! Gives Local Masturbator Inside Scoop On This Summer's Hottest New Swimwear
SMYRNA, GA–Gregg Reinisch, a Smyrna-area masturbator, stays on top of all the latest trends in swimwear by watching the E! cable network, it was ...
John Henson, Craig Kilborn Meet For Historic Smug-Bastard Summit
NEW YORK—Talk Soup host John Henson and The Daily Show anchor Craig Kilborn arrived Monday at New York's Jacob Javits Center for the ...
Area Stoner Convinced Everyone On TV Also Stoned
ATHENS, GA—In a highly stoned statement made while sitting around watching late-night cable TV with his roommates Tuesday, Athens-area stoner Dirk Udell announced his ...
C-SPAN Ratings Up Following Addition Of 'The House Of Representatives Dancers'
WASHINGTON, DC—C-SPAN viewership rose an impressive 21 percent during the latest Nielsen ratings period, an increase C-SPAN executives are attributing to the cable channel ...
