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Couric's Ratings Woes
Eight months after Katie Couric took over as anchor, The CBS Evening News is a distant third in the nightly news ratings, and last week...
Senator Forms Subcommittee For The Watching Of Lost
WASHINGTON, DC—Sen. Bill Nelson (D-FL) announced the formation of a new Senate subcommittee for the Watching of Lost and appointed...
Actress' Abortion Written Into TV Show
CULVER CITY, CA—Producers considered shooting around the abortion and using lighting tricks and strategically placed plants to cover up her uterus.
Jeopardy! Viewer Had No Idea He Knew So Much About Weasels
MILTON, MA—Longtime Jeopardy! fan Brian Kalorcz surprised himself Tuesday when a category on the popular game show revealed that his...
Anchor Ad-Libs News With 97 Percent Accuracy
LINCOLN, NE—Veteran KLKN lead anchor Steve Hart, who has delivered over 5,000 newscasts for the ABC affiliate over 21 years, improvised the...
Seacrest vs. Cowell
Tensions between American Idol stars Ryan Seacrest and Simon Cowell are coming to a head. Here is a timeline detailing their past...
Oscars Reveal Widening Gap Between Best, Worst Dressed
LOS ANGELES—"For every Sarah Jessica Parker, there's an overdressed underclass of Olsens and Abduls," style expert Melissa Rivers said of the country's ...
Ryan Seacrest Nervous About How Audiences Will Respond To Slightly Shorter Haircut
BURBANK, CA—American Idol host Ryan Seacrest announced on his syndicated radio show Monday that he will unveil a slightly shorter...
Peyton Manning Overjoyed His Commercials Will Finally Appear In Super Bowl
INDIANAPOLIS—Colts quarterback Peyton Manning took a moment during Super Bowl Media Day Tuesday to acknowledge his "deep, abiding joy and...
White House Quietly Retracts Entire State Of The Union Address
WASHINGTON, DC—In a brief statement faxed to major media outlets at approximately 11:50 p.m. Friday, the White House retracted the entire...
Americans Demand Military Response After Chinese Shoot Down DirecTV Satellite
WASHINGTON, DC—A citizens' group presented a petition signed by nearly 75 million Americans to key members of Congress Monday, demanding the...
CNN Renews 'This Week At War' For Next Eight Seasons
ATLANTA—CNN officials announced that they will be carrying the popular news show This Week At War through the 2014 season. "We're...
More TVs Than People
The average American home now contains more televisions than people. What do you think?









