Children Of All Ages Delighted By Enslavement Of Topsy The Elephant
TUCSON, AZ—"He's such a funny happy elephant," said 8-year-old Madison Helms, referring to the abused creature that spends the majority of his time ...
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Autistic Child Ruins Marriage He Was Born To Save
HOUSTON—With the challenges accompanying his developmental disorder widening the already vast gulf between his parents, autistic child Evan Thomas, 3, continued this week to ...
New Homely Doll To Improve Self-Image Of Young Girls
EL SEGUNDO, CA—Mattel, which has been criticized in the past for promoting unrealistic standards of beauty, claimed that the new doll would not only ...
Domestic Abuse No Longer A Problem, Say Bruised Female Researchers
According to a team of female researchers who all recently sustained injuries due to various accidents, domestic abuse does not exist.
Butterfly Fuck-Swing Filled With Junk Mail
ELMHURST, IL—"The wife and I sure had some crazy times on that thing before we had the baby," said Nathan Moscone, hanging his suit ...
Fat Roommate Travels All The Way To Tennessee Just To Fuck Some Girl
MINNEAPOLIS—Overweight 26-year-old Michael Paulson bid a temporary farewell to the apartment he shares with three friends Monday, in order to make a 900-mile bus ...
Woman Overcomes Years Of Child Abuse To Achieve Porn Stardom
VAN NUYS, CA—Psychologists agree that children who are neglected or abused by their caretakers often develop long-term mental-health problems. Childhood trauma frequently leads to ...
Nation's Porn Stars Demand To Be Fucked Harder
WASHINGTON, DC—A coalition of U.S. porn stars gathered in the nation's capital to reverse a trend toward underfucking.
