New Google Phone Service Whispers Targeted Ads Directly Into Users' Ears
The new feature reduces Google phone users' cell phone costs while providing them with unobtrusive, personalized ads delivered in a friendly whisper.
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Internet Archaeologists Find Ruins Of 'Friendster' Civilization
Researchers conducting the Friendster excavation say the site has been deserted since the year 2005 A.D.
Fatal Staples Center Collapse Brings Merciful Early End To Clippers Game
People are breathing a sigh of relief today for the long-suffering spectators' sudden deaths, and for the total elimination of the Clippers' roster off the ...
Report: Growing Ranks Of Nouveau Poor Facing Discrimination From Old Poor
As Americans rush to join the Nouveau Poor, panelists debate whether the newly poor are capable of integrating with long established poor families from old ...
Police Slog Through 40,000 Insipid Party Pics To Find Cause Of Dorm Fire
The fire was ruled an accident after a tedious review of thousands of digital photos documenting every second of the five hour party.
China Celebrates Its Status As World’s Number One Air Polluter
China revels in a UN report that found it has the highest smog levels in the world, a sure sign of China’s progress and ...
Suspicious Package Industry Falls On Hard Times
New security measures put in place to allay terror fears are threatening to drive suspicious package retailers out of business.
Tired Of Traffic? A New DOT Report Urges Drivers: 'Honk'
The Department of Transportation reports gridlock can be eliminated by simply honking your car's horn.
