A survey by the Shuttleworth Research Center found that the majority of male roommates ages 18-24 got wasted off their asses the previous evening.
Rep. William Cummings (D-VA) defends his use of the slang word "pronk" as a legitimate catchphrase.
Fans are worried that the feature film adaptation of the beloved trailer won't live up to the original 90-second story's vision.
New security measures put in place to allay terror fears are threatening to drive suspicious package retailers out of business.
Media speculation is rampant over what exciting action sequences and romantic subplots the hikers may be experiencing if they are still alive.
The FDA is urging all Americans in possession of flaky, delicious pot pies to turn them in to FDA headquarters as soon as possible.
An Al Qaeda representative says that claims the U.S. government was behind the attacks on Sept. 11th are demeaning to Al Qaeda.
Tracy Gill talks with the author of a new book about the morning show diva we all love to hate: Tracy Gill.
Girls between the ages of 8 and 14 spent the day helping their parents fight insurgents and defuse mines.
Hospital officials hope to locate the good Samaritan that dropped off a sack of human organs in the middle of the night so they can ...
A congressional committee discussing Iraq War casualty levels approves of the tasty chips and salsa Rep. Benjamin Sinclair (R-OH) brought to the hearing.
An FCC official clarifies new broadcasting regulations that clear the way for more nude scenes featuring the beautiful, auburn-haired Alyson Hannigan.
Panelists discuss ways to wage a greener war in Iraq, such as driving biodegradable tanks and shocking detainees' testicles with wind power.
Embarrassed Diebold officials apologized after one of their electronic voting machines prematurely revealed the winner of our upcoming sham election.
The Department Of Transportation unveiled a new mandatory safety system designed to protect American drivers by keeping Nick Nolte off the road.
The United States gave billions of dollars in aid to the wealthy European principality of Andorra, which it mistakenly assumed was a poor African country.
Today Now! host Jim Haggerty consoles a severely depressed zoologist on the latest Critter Corner installment.
Websites like Match.com allow sad, lonely women all over the country to invite pain and rejection into their lives with just a few clicks ...
Panelists discuss whether stringent new suicide-vest laws would make sure only responsible people blow themselves up.
Sepak takraw fan favorite Nguyen Thi Buch Thuy has once again angered Coach Lap with his antics on the pitch.