Women

Shelby Cross Warns Women Self-Defense Classes "A Trap"

ISSUE 48•14 | 04.06.12 | Newsroom

Cross Examination host Shelby Cross shows women how to physically defeat their self-defense instructors. more»
New Study Finds Women Should Only Be Making 20 Cents Less On Dollar Than Men

ISSUE 47•37 | 09.14.11 | News in Brief

WASHINGTON—A new study released Monday by the U.S. Labor Department found that women, who currently earn 23 cents less on the dollar when doing the same work as men, should in fact be earning only 20 cents less than their male counterparts. more»
Cash-Strapped PBS Releases Nova Special On Physics Behind Rhythmically Bouncing Breasts

ISSUE 47•21 | 05.20.11 | Onion Review

A load of mulch is dumped in a pretty ballsy location, a racehorse is unaware it just cost some kid new braces, and desperate PBS airs ‘Nova: Boobs a’ Bouncin’’ more»
A Look Inside Planned Parenthood's $8 Billion Abortionplex

ISSUE 47•20 | 05.18.11 | Graphical Feature

Climbing wall, food court, large-capacity fetus incinerators: Look inside Planned Parenthood's new abortionplex. more»
Damaged Women Stage Drunken 2 a.m. March On Washington

ISSUE 47•13 | 03.28.11 | Onion News Network On IFC

The Damaged Women's Coalition angrily marched on the capitol this afternoon before returning later drunk and crying. more»
Oklahoma Doctors Can Legally Pretend To Give Abortions

ISSUE 47•10 | 03.07.11 | Onion News Network On IFC

Doctors in the state will now be able to act like they've just given a woman an abortion and send her on her way. more»
The Pill Turns 50

ISSUE 46•20 | 05.19.10 | Infographic

This month marks the 50th anniversary of the U.S. government's approval of the birth control pill. Here are some of the ways the pill has helped change women's lives: more»
New Study Shows Progress Made By Broads

ISSUE 46•20 | 05.17.10 | Radio News
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ISSUE 46•14 | 05.11.10 | Slideshow
Sometimes, Area Woman Just Feels...

ISSUE 46•11 | 03.20.10 | News

BELMONT, NH—"It's not anybody’s fault, honestly," said 28-year-old Megan Slota, standing in her kitchen and holding a mug of tea with both hands. "Sometimes I just get like this where it's like I'm not, I guess, whatever. We don’t have to get into it right now." more»
Hot New Relationship Book Warns Women: 'Wake Up! He's A Shapeshifter'

ISSUE 46•11 | 03.18.10 | Today Now!

Bestselling author Craig Wheedon stops by Today NOW! to urge ladies to face the truth and dump the shapeshifter. more»
Girl Welcomed To Womanhood With 4-Page Pamphlet

ISSUE 46•10 | 03.08.10 | News

CLEARWATER, KS—"Cramps are a natural part of your new monthly visitor," a sentence halfway down the first page read, one of roughly a half dozen upbeat mentions of menstruation-related discomfort that greeted Vanessa McMillan as she reached her amazing milestone. more»
NASA Scientists Plan To Approach Girl By 2018

ISSUE 46•06 | 02.11.10 | O-SPAN

The team of scientists says the $19 million dollar mission will put them in direct contact with a woman by 2018. more»
Crime Reporter: Man Had Sex With Wife Thousands Of Times Before Killing Her

ISSUE 46•04 | 01.25.10 | Newsroom

In this episode of 'Raw Justice,' a depraved sex fiend violated his wife's body almost weekly for ten years before finally murdering her. more»
Good-Looking One Not Working Today

ISSUE 46•03 | 01.23.10 | News

BROOKLYN, NY—Coffee shop patron Justin Burke was disappointed by the Good-Looking One's absence, and admitted that he initially mistook the One With The Slightly Off Face for the Good-Looking One, but quickly realized his error once she turned around. more»
Self-Defense Tips That Will Only Make Him Angrier

ISSUE 46•03 | 01.22.10 | Sunday Magazine
VH1 Reality Show Bus Crashes In California Causing Major Slut Spill

ISSUE 46•01 | 01.04.10 | Newsroom

Clean-up crews are hard at work after a VH1 bus carrying reality show contestants overturned, spilling 2,000 pounds of highly concentrated slut. more»
Drug Found To Boost Female Libido

ISSUE 45•48 | 11.27.09 | American Voices

Flibanserin, a drug developed unsuccessfully as a treatment for depression, was shown to increase and enhance sex drive in women. What do you... more»
First Female Tower Of London Guard Bullied

ISSUE 45•45 | 11.04.09 | American Voices

The bullying of Moira Cameron, the first female "Beefeater" guard in the Tower of London's history, has resulted in the suspension of two Beefeaters... more»
If I'm So Crazy, Then Why Do People Keep Having Sex With Me?

ISSUE 45•45 | 11.03.09 | Commentary

You know, I'm getting really sick of this. I am a perfectly normal, fully functioning adult, and yet it seems like every other day someone tells... more»
Stalker Financial Expert Offers Recession Tips Just For Woman He Follows

ISSUE 45•42 | 10.15.09 | Today Now!

Dan Kellogg visits Today NOW! with money tips for one particular woman who forgot to close her bedroom drapes last night. more»
Sexy Career Woman To Take Hot Bath After Stressful Day

ISSUE 45•39 | 09.25.09 | News

NEW YORK—Following a particularly stressful day at her high-powered job, sultry career woman Jessica Barrett, 34, announced Tuesday she would take a hot, steamy bath upon returning to her spacious Manhattan penthouse. more»
Advocacy Group Decries PETA's Inhumane Treatment Of Women

ISSUE 45•33 | 08.13.09 | Newsroom

Women Deserve Better says PETA abuses defenseless, simple-minded women by forcing them to remove their clothes and participate in humiliating publicity stunts. more»
"I Am Equal To Any Man," Says Stern Woman Who Likely Does Not Menstruate

ISSUE 45•30 | 07.25.09 | News in Photos
Plan B To Be Available As Generic

ISSUE 45•29 | 07.17.09 | American Voices

A generic version of Plan B, also known as the morning-after pill, was approved by the FDA and will be available in August. What do you... more»
Girlfriend Loves Spending 'Alone Time' With You

ISSUE 45•28 | 07.10.09 | News in Brief

SAGINAW, MI—According to your girlfriend, your request for some "alone time" this afternoon sounds fantastic, and she'd love nothing more... more»
Well, Well, Well, If It Isn't Every Woman I've Ever Slept With

ISSUE 45•10 | 03.05.09 | Commentary

Well, now, what do we have here? I come home from work, and whom do I happen to find but every single woman I've ever made love to in my whole... more»
Hero Woman Changes In Front Of Open Window

ISSUE 45•07 | 02.13.09 | News

NEW YORK—Local heroine Emily, the smokin' hot neighbor lady from across the street, was seen selflessly changing her clothes within full view of nearby homes. more»
Area Woman Encouraged By Sight Of Other Woman Drinking Beer Alone At Airport Bar

ISSUE 45•05 | 01.27.09 | News in Brief

DES MOINES, IA—While en route to visit her cousin in South Bend, local divorcee Janet Linden, 37, told reporters Monday that her initial... more»
Testosterone Patch Revives Female Sex Drive

ISSUE 45•01 | 01.05.09 | American Voices

A study published in The New England Journal Of Medicine says that postmenopausal women experience an increase in libido with a testosterone... more»

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Shelby Cross Warns Women Self-Defense Classes "A Trap"

New Study Finds Women Should Only Be Making 20 Cents Less On Dollar Than Men

Cash-Strapped PBS Releases Nova Special On Physics Behind Rhythmically Bouncing Breasts

A Look Inside Planned Parenthood's $8 Billion Abortionplex

Damaged Women Stage Drunken 2 a.m. March On Washington

Oklahoma Doctors Can Legally Pretend To Give Abortions

The Pill Turns 50

New Study Shows Progress Made By Broads

Women

Sometimes, Area Woman Just Feels...

Hot New Relationship Book Warns Women: 'Wake Up! He's A Shapeshifter'

Girl Welcomed To Womanhood With 4-Page Pamphlet

NASA Scientists Plan To Approach Girl By 2018

Crime Reporter: Man Had Sex With Wife Thousands Of Times Before Killing Her

Good-Looking One Not Working Today

Self-Defense Tips That Will Only Make Him Angrier

VH1 Reality Show Bus Crashes In California Causing Major Slut Spill

Drug Found To Boost Female Libido

First Female Tower Of London Guard Bullied

If I'm So Crazy, Then Why Do People Keep Having Sex With Me?

Stalker Financial Expert Offers Recession Tips Just For Woman He Follows

Sexy Career Woman To Take Hot Bath After Stressful Day

Advocacy Group Decries PETA's Inhumane Treatment Of Women

"I Am Equal To Any Man," Says Stern Woman Who Likely Does Not Menstruate

Plan B To Be Available As Generic

Girlfriend Loves Spending 'Alone Time' With You

Well, Well, Well, If It Isn't Every Woman I've Ever Slept With

Hero Woman Changes In Front Of Open Window

Area Woman Encouraged By Sight Of Other Woman Drinking Beer Alone At Airport Bar

Testosterone Patch Revives Female Sex Drive

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