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Stalker Financial Expert Offers Recession Tips Just For Woman He Follows
Dan Kellogg visits Today NOW! with money tips for one particular woman who forgot to close her bedroom drapes last night.
Sexy Career Woman To Take Hot Bath After Stressful Day
NEW YORK—Following a particularly stressful day at her high-powered job, sultry career woman Jessica Barrett, 34, announced Tuesday she would take a hot, steamy ...
Advocacy Group Decries PETA's Inhumane Treatment Of Women
Women Deserve Better says PETA abuses defenseless, simple-minded women by forcing them to remove their clothes and participate in humiliating publicity stunts.
Plan B To Be Available As Generic
A generic version of Plan B, also known as the morning-after pill, was approved by the FDA and will be available in August. What do ...
Girlfriend Loves Spending 'Alone Time' With You
SAGINAW, MI—According to your girlfriend, your request for some "alone time" this afternoon sounds fantastic, and she'd love nothing more...
Hero Woman Changes In Front Of Open Window
NEW YORK—Local heroine Emily, the smokin' hot neighbor lady from across the street, was seen selflessly changing her clothes within full view of nearby ...
Area Woman Encouraged By Sight Of Other Woman Drinking Beer Alone At Airport Bar
DES MOINES, IA—While en route to visit her cousin in South Bend, local divorcee Janet Linden, 37, told reporters Monday that her initial...
Testosterone Patch Revives Female Sex Drive
A study published in The New England Journal Of Medicine says that postmenopausal women experience an increase in libido with a testosterone...
Woman Profoundly Moved By Lyrics Artist Put Zero Time Or Effort Into
FALLS CHURCH, VA—Real estate agent Linda Vandermood was moved to the depths of her being Tuesday by the lyrics of James Blunt's adult...
God Help Him, But Area Man Loves That Crazy Bitch
RENO, NV—"Maybe it's the way she wrote 'limp dick' on my work shirts, or that she cries every time I eat veal, but ...
Miss Teen Louisiana Dethroned
With only 11 days to go before her successor was appointed, the reigning Miss Teen Louisiana was stripped of her crown in response to her ...
Plastic Surgeon General Warns Of Small Breasts Epidemic
BEVERLY HILLS, CA—Dr. Louis Saddler urged all under-breasted Americans to educate themselves about silicone and saline, and to set something up with his secretary ...
Local Woman Devotes Life To Doing God's Busy Work
LORETTO, MN—"The Lord hath spoken to me, and He hath said, 'The lightbulb in the rectory needs changing,'" 46-year-old church parishioner Betty Salas said.
Equal Opportunity Supporters Paid Less
A new study shows that men who adhere to a traditional mind-set about gender roles are paid more than men who are more egalitarian. What ...
Botox May Cure Migraines
Pharmaceutical company Allergan says its paralysis-inducing wrinkle preventer Botox works as a treatment for chronic migraines. What do you...














