Upset Woman Forced To Re-Sigh Louder
MCKEESPORT, PA— Failing to elicit sympathy or concern with her first attempt,
Staffing Solutions office manager Connie Lindel was forced to re-sigh louder and more ...
Women
Man Back With Woman His Best Friend Spent Week Criticizing
PHILADELPHIA—On Sunday, Chris Sorum, 26, rekindled his relationship with Kate Mulberry, the ex-girlfriend Sorum's best friend Danny Weir had spent the previous week ...
Women's Olympic Bobsled Team Hopes To Inspire Young Girls To Bobsled
SALT LAKE CITY, UT—Olympic bobsledders Jean Racine and Gea Johnson have two major goals for the Salt Lake City Games. The first is to ...
Area Woman Not Yelling At You, She's Just Saying
JACKSONVILLE, FL—Area resident Roberta Pearle clarified Monday that, while it may look like she is yelling at you, she is actually just saying. "I ...
Woman In Burqa Condemns Woman In Chador
GHAZNI, AFGHANISTAN—Outraged by the recent loosening of dress codes in her country, burqa wearer Uliya Salah condemned fellow Afghani Raheela Asaad Monday for appearing ...
Thin, Attractive Woman Accepted For Who She Is
DALLAS—In a world too often filled with hatred and intolerance toward those who are different, 23-year-old Kristin Petrie is accepted for who she is ...
Woman Puts Cool Whip Containers To Every Conceivable Use
TERRE HAUTE, IN–According to neighbors, Terre Haute homemaker Barb Lake puts empty Cool Whip non-dairy whipped-topping tubs to a staggering array of uses. "She ...
Area Woman Can't Understand Concept of Suggested Donation
NEW YORK–During a Tuesday visit to the American Museum of Natural History, Omaha resident Mary Stefano, 49, struggled to understand the concept of suggested ...
Vast Array Of Lip-Balm Options Paralyzes Shopper
PLANT CITY, FL–Looking for relief for her dry, chapped lips, Walgreens shopper Danielle Liddle was paralyzed with indecision Monday upon confronting the store's ...
Area Woman Judges Everything By Whether It's Cute
EAU CLAIRE, WI–Sharon Sczerba evaluates everything on the basis of cuteness, sources close to the 36-year-old Eau Claire woman reported Monday.
Woman's Day Writer Recounts Own Harrowing Battle With Caffeine Addiction
CLEARWATER, FL—Joanna Hoff admitted that she got on "the coffee train" to help meet the demands of a hectic lifestyle.
Control Freak Wishes She Had More Free Time
CHICAGO–Leo Burnett advertising executive and control freak Suzanne Kreutz lamented her lack of free time Monday while reworking a Kellogg's print ad that ...
Neurotic Woman Turns To Neurotic Friends For Support
ANNAPOLIS, MD–In times of crisis, local neurotic Beth Haller is thankful to have a support network to turn to: her group of equally neurotic ...
Slow-Motion Woman Emerges Glistening From Pool
LOS ANGELES–An unidentified woman in her early 20s emerged from a large, backlit swimming pool at approximately one-third normal speed Monday. According to witnesses ...
Jury Finds Defendant Pretty
FREMONT, CA–Meredith Kent, a 26-year-old Fremont woman charged with four counts of bribery and embezzlement, was found pretty by a jury of her peers ...
