2010 World Cup Teams To Watch
While Brazil and Argentina seem to grab all the attention, the field is as interesting as it is deep. Onion Sports points out the keys ...
Womens sports and soccer
Nation's Soccer Fan Becoming Insufferable
WILMINGTON, DE—As the 2010 World Cup approaches, friends, family, and coworkers of 32-year-old Brad Janovich are growing less tolerant of the exuberant behavior of ...
Pilgrims Depart For America To Escape Horrible Oppression Of Soccer
On Sept. 16, 1620, a group of Puritan Separatists took to the sea in hopes of escaping persecution from soccer and its ardent followers, specifically ...
WNBA Franchise Moving To Tulsa Sounds About Right
DETROIT—A recent announcement that the WNBA's Detroit Shock would be moving to Tulsa, OK next season seemed pretty much in line with what ...
Women's Gymnastics: The New Baseball?
UNITED STATES OF AMERICA—As baseball continues to die a slow, strangled death across the country, many are correctly wondering if women's...
Team USA's World Cup Stumbles
As qualifying rages on, we look at Team USA's hapless World Cup history.
1891 and 1895: United States athletes...
FIFA Player Of The Year Ronaldo Almost Forgets To Thank His Feet
ZURICH, SWITZERLAND—Upon receiving the FIFA World Player of the Year award Monday, Manchester United winger Cristiano Ronaldo thanked his...
Seattle's Disastrous Sports Year Continues With Addition Of Major League Soccer Team
SEATTLE—After witnessing its baseball team finish in last place, its NFL team break its streak of five straight playoff appearances, and its...
Breast Cancer Launches WNBA Awareness Month
NEW YORK— Leading representatives of the Susan G. Komen Breast Cancer Foundation announced Wednesday that the month of October would officially be known as WNBA ...
Thought Of Cross-Dressing, Joining LPGA Briefly Crosses David Duval's Mind
DENVER, CO—Though he is currently taking a brief sabbatical from golf to spend time with his family, David Duval once again entertained...
Beckham An Inspiration To Children Who Never Get Put In Game
LOS ANGELES—Whether intently watching the on-field action or waving to his family in the stands, David Beckham's impressive display of...
WNBA Apparently Giving It Another Shot
SACRAMENTO—Sports fans nationwide reported feelings of surprise, amusement, and grudging admiration after discovering that the Detroit Shock...
Women In Motorsports
In honor of this year's Indy 500, the first to feature three female drivers, Onion Sports looks at some other great moments for women ...
Mothers Lose 10th Annual MLB Mother's Day Game 24-2
COOPERSTOWN—Mothers of current major-leaguers lost their 10th consecutive Mother's Day game by a score of 24-2 Sunday, the most resounding...
MLS Signs David Beckham To 12-Team, $250 Million Deal
LOS ANGELES—All 12 Major League Soccer teams pooled their money together last Friday in an effort to sign European superstar David Beckham...
