World leaders
Kim Jong-Un's Wife On Nuclear Threats: 'This Isn't The Man I Was Forced To Marry'
PYONGYANG—Ri Sol-ju, wife of North Korean Leader Kim Jong-un, opened up to reporters Thursday about her husband’s warmongering, saying that the Dear Leader ...
Palestinians, Israelis Come Together To Mock Obama's Hopelessly Naive Speech
JERUSALEM—Coming together for the first time in generations, Palestinian and Israeli citizens were reportedly seen gathered at the West Bank today mocking President Obama ...
'This Is A Pointless Trip,' Obama Says While Shaking Hands With Netanyahu
TEL AVIV, ISRAEL—Moments after stepping out from Air Force One Wednesday, President Barack Obama reportedly greeted Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu at Ben Gurion International ...
'What You're Doing Is Weird And Wrong,' Small Voice In Back Of Kim Jong-Un's Head Reports
PYONGYANG—While performing his duties as Supreme Leader of North Korea Tuesday, Kim Jong-un reportedly heard a small voice in the back of his mind ...
World Leader Wondering Why He Just Met With The Former Governor Of Massachusetts
WARSAW, POLAND—World leader and president of Poland Bronisław Komorowski was reportedly puzzled Tuesday as to why he had just met with a man who ...
Kim Jong-Un Volunteers For First Shift Of Wife's Suicide Watch
PYONGYANG, NORTH KOREA—One day after his marriage to Ri Sol-ju was officially announced on state television, North Korean Supreme Leader Kim Jong-un volunteered to ...
Nelson Mandela Celebrates 94th Birthday In Prison After Violating Parole
ROBBEN ISLAND—Following reports he crossed international borders without first calling his parole officer, former South African president Nelson Mandela celebrated his 94th birthday yesterday ...
Entire Office Unsure What To Do About Bawling Coworker
FINDLAY,OH—The entire office staff of Altman & Hanson Accounting remained utterly baffled as to what, if anything, should be done in response to the ...
Liechtenstein, Andorra Forced To Fight By Larger Countries
HELSINKI—"They have to do it for real, though; they can't just declare a cease-fire after 20 minutes,” German chancellor Angela Merkel said. "And ...
In The Know: Situation In Nigeria Seems Pretty Complex
Panelists discuss the complicated issues facing Nigeria or Niger.
Boris Yeltsin Dead
Boris Yeltsin, the first democratically elected president in Russia after the fall of the Communist regime, died early Monday. What do you...
Heroic Secret Service Agent Takes Question Intended For Bush
WASHINGTON, DC—Agent Anthony Panucci dives in between the president and a hostile reporter.
Ailing Castro Begins 750,000 Last Words
HAVANA—With his condition reportedly deteriorating, Cuban President Fidel Castro called top members of Cuba's National Assembly to his side...
Bush Rushing To Get Nation In Order Before Hu Jintao's Visit
WASHINGTON, DC—"Goodness," said Bush, wiping his brow after swabbing agricultural runoff along the Ohio River. "How do people live in this filthy country?"
Annan Criticizes Bush
Former UN Secretary General Kofi Annan used his farewell address to criticize the Bush Administration for turning its back on human rights and...
Dictator Slays Millions In Last-Minute Push To Be Time's Man Of The Year
RANGON, MYANMAR Although Than Shwe is considered a sadistic and merciless tyrant within the borders of Myanmar, his human-rights abuses have long been ignored in ...
