Silvio Berlusconi Transferred To Steamy All-Female Penitentiary
MILAN, ITALY—Hours after being sentenced to seven years in prison for having sex with an underage prostitute and abusing his power, former Italian Prime ...
World leaders
Family Tells Ailing Mandela Racism Over
PRETORIA, SOUTH AFRICA—As 94-year-old Nelson Mandela remains hospitalized in critical condition, family members decided to go ahead and tell the former South African president ...
Ahmadinejad Signs On As Dean At Sarah Lawrence
BRONXVILLE, NY—Building on a decades-long career serving government and academic institutions in his home country, outgoing Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad officially accepted a position ...
New Iranian President Really Impressed With Country’s Nuclear Arms Program
TEHRAN—After touring various energy plants and fusion reactors throughout the country, newly elected Iranian President Hasan Rowhani told reporters Monday that he is incredibly ...
Nelson Mandela Admits Thoughts, Prayers Of Millions Played No Part In Recovery
‘My Doctors Treated Me,’ Explains South African Icon
PRETORIA, SOUTH AFRICA—Addressing supporters Monday from the hospital bed where he is being treated for a recurring lung infection, former South African president Nelson ...
Kim Jong-Un's Wife On Nuclear Threats: 'This Isn't The Man I Was Forced To Marry'
PYONGYANG—Ri Sol-ju, wife of North Korean Leader Kim Jong-un, opened up to reporters Thursday about her husband’s warmongering, saying that the Dear Leader ...
Palestinians, Israelis Come Together To Mock Obama's Hopelessly Naive Speech
JERUSALEM—Coming together for the first time in generations, Palestinian and Israeli citizens were reportedly seen gathered at the West Bank today mocking President Obama ...
'This Is A Pointless Trip,' Obama Says While Shaking Hands With Netanyahu
TEL AVIV, ISRAEL—Moments after stepping out from Air Force One Wednesday, President Barack Obama reportedly greeted Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu at Ben Gurion International ...
'What You're Doing Is Weird And Wrong,' Small Voice In Back Of Kim Jong-Un's Head Reports
PYONGYANG—While performing his duties as Supreme Leader of North Korea Tuesday, Kim Jong-un reportedly heard a small voice in the back of his mind ...
World Leader Wondering Why He Just Met With The Former Governor Of Massachusetts
WARSAW, POLAND—World leader and president of Poland Bronisław Komorowski was reportedly puzzled Tuesday as to why he had just met with a man who ...
Kim Jong-Un Volunteers For First Shift Of Wife's Suicide Watch
PYONGYANG, NORTH KOREA—One day after his marriage to Ri Sol-ju was officially announced on state television, North Korean Supreme Leader Kim Jong-un volunteered to ...
Nelson Mandela Celebrates 94th Birthday In Prison After Violating Parole
ROBBEN ISLAND—Following reports he crossed international borders without first calling his parole officer, former South African president Nelson Mandela celebrated his 94th birthday yesterday ...
Entire Office Unsure What To Do About Bawling Coworker
FINDLAY,OH—The entire office staff of Altman & Hanson Accounting remained utterly baffled as to what, if anything, should be done in response to the ...
Liechtenstein, Andorra Forced To Fight By Larger Countries
HELSINKI—"They have to do it for real, though; they can't just declare a cease-fire after 20 minutes,” German chancellor Angela Merkel said. "And ...
In The Know: Situation In Nigeria Seems Pretty Complex
Panelists discuss the complicated issues facing Nigeria or Niger.
Boris Yeltsin Dead
Boris Yeltsin, the first democratically elected president in Russia after the fall of the Communist regime, died early Monday. What do you...
Heroic Secret Service Agent Takes Question Intended For Bush
WASHINGTON, DC—Agent Anthony Panucci dives in between the president and a hostile reporter.
