World
Tyrannical African Despot Installs Suggestion Box
Sudanese President-for-Life Welcomes Questions, Comments
KHARTOUM, SUDAN—In a move Secretary General Boutros Boutros-Ghali is hailing as “a major step forward” for democracy in Africa, the United Nations announced Monday ...
Catholic Church Allows Gays to Serve as Altar Boys
VATICAN CITY—In a radical break from centuries of strict church doctrine, the Pope approved a measure yesterday that would allow gay men and boys ...
Perky 'Canada' Has Own Government, Laws
It’s Monday morning, and Toronto resident Steve Dorman shares a quick breakfast of “eggs” (a native food) with his “wife” (an officially state-sanctioned mate ...
Bosnian Gum company Introduces New War-Flavored Gum
ZAGREB—YugoBubble, Bosnia’s leading producer of gum and candy confections, cashed in on the enduring popularity of its country’s civil war by unveiling ...
Cholera Outbreak Makes Americans Glad They Don’t Live in Africa
Lagos—The major cholera outbreak that has ravaged the Nigerian city of Lagos and surrounding rural villages has many Americans feeling very glad they do ...
Serbian Rape Camp Prisoners Fall Victim to TV's Bloopers and Practical Jokes
GRZNY (AP)—A group of Serbian rape camp prisoners, held captive and brutally victimized by the Serbs since early 1994, fell victim again yesterday, this ...
Jews Ordered Back to Egypt for Pyramid Duty
CAIRO—Citing thousands of years of grueling wear and tear on its famed pyramids, the Egyptian government recalled the Jewish people yesterday. The Jews, though ...
First National Bank Announces: 'Suckers, We're Keeping All the Money'
BOSTON—The First National Bank of Boston, the nation’s largest commercial bank, announced yesterday that it will no longer hold on to its customers ...










