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The Onion Editorial

Editor Cole Bolton

Head Writer Chad Nackers
Managing Editor Ben Berkley
Senior Editor Jason Roeder
Features Editor Jocelyn Richard

Sports Editor Seena Vali
Senior Writer Django Gold
Staff Writer Dan McGraw

Video Writers Mike Gillis, Katy Yeiser
Writing Fellows Matthew Hunziker, Louisa Kellogg, Evan Waite
Writers At Large Tim Harrod, Dave Kornfeld, Agathe Panaretos

Senior Contributing Editor Danny Mulligan
Editorial Coordinator Marnie Shure

Editorial Assistant Fran Hoepfner
Copy Editor Devin Schiff
Digital Manager Jordan David

Digital Producer Dan Davis

Éminence Grise Todd Hanson

Contributing Writers Adam Albright-Hanna, River Clegg, Drew Dickerson, Brian Janosch, David McQuary, Andrei Nechita, Chris Pauls, Zack Poitras, Tim Sampson, Maria Schneider, Gilbert Shi, David Sidorov, Nick Stefanovich, Dan Treadway, Sam Weiner
Other Contributors Joanna Borns, Shira Rachel Danan, Jackie Lalley, Mike Levine, Johnny McNulty, Jill Morris, Katie Petrachonis, Joe Pickett, Mike Schuster, Matt Solomon, Eddie Small, Sigmund Stern, Amos Vernon

Onion Graphics & Video Production

Senior Graphics Editor, Art Director Eric Ervine
Senior Graphics Editor, Department Manager Jimmy Hasse
Graphics Editor, The Onion Heidi Unkefer
Graphics Editor, ClickHole Nicole Antonuccio
Producer Ryan Natoli
Project Manager MaryBeth Searls
Production Manager Joe Czerw
Visual Effects Supervisor Eric Overton

Senior Producer/Editor Gus Spelman

Senior Producer/Editor Erika Share

Footage Coordinator Devin Vaughn

Producer/Editor Will Feinstein, Leo Garcia
Jr. Associate Producers Hannah Levy, Nick Moore
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Editor-In-Chief Josh Modell
Senior Editors Sean O'Neal, John Teti
Associate Editor Marah Eakin
Film Editor A.A. Dowd
Gameological Editor Matt Gerardi
TV Editor Erik Adams
Staff Writers Joshua Alston, Katie Rife, Ignatiy Vishnevetsky
Editorial Manager Laura M. Browning
Assistant Editor Becca James
Copy Editors Gwen Ihnat, Caitlin PenzeyMoog
Digital Manager David Anthony
Social Media Manager Cameron Scheetz
Senior Writer Jason Heller
Writing Fellow Alex McCown
Contributing Writers Sam Barsanti, Mike D’Angelo, LaToya Ferguson, Kyle Fowle, Zack Handlen, Will Harris, Jesse Hassenger, William Hughes, Noel Murray, Dennis Perkins, Oliver Sava, Caroline Siede, Mike Vago, Annie Zaleski


Editor Jermaine Affonso
Associate Editor Jamie Brew
Staff Writers Alex Blechman, Cullen Crawford, Steve Etheridge, Adam Levine, Matt Powers, Noah Prestwich
Writing Fellow Lauren Moser
Editorial Coordinator Anthony Easton
Contributing Writers Dan Abromowitz, Adam Albright-Hanna, Brian Boone, River Clegg, Megan Green, Kevin Horst, Joe Kwaczala, Sara McHenry, John McNamee, David McQuary, Jon Millstein, Daniel Moraff, Mike Prochaska, Alan Resnick, Blythe Roberson, Gregory Ronquillo, Gilbert Shi, Amos Vernon, Adam Weinrib
Other Contributors Brett Blake, Dan Gagliardi, Harrison George, Kyle Hendrix, K. Thor Jensen, Ben Kirschenbaum, Zack Phillips, David Smith, Rick Stoeckel, Matt Wilson


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