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WHAT TO WATCH FOR
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From the Sports Vault
- Notre Dame Football Team Having Worst Season Since Corinthians
- Tiki Barber To Retire During Third-Down Run Off Right Tackle During Third Quarter Of Sunday's Tampa Bay Game
- Tony Romo Regrets Eating Greasy Fried Chicken During Crucial Field-Goal Attempt
- Rams Too Embarrassed To Express Interest In Simeon Rice: 'What If He Doesn't Like Us?'
- NFL Denies Miami Dolphins' Request To Watch Super Bowl
- Frank Thomas Credits Recent Power Surge To Steroids
- MLB.com Executive Casually Reminds Harold Reynolds Not To Sexually Harass Anyone
- Debbie Clemens Forced To Explain Lifetime 0.00 ERA
- Confused Cubs Think They're Going To Arizona To Start Spring Training
- Nostalgia Prompts Return Of Negro Baseball Leagues
Photo Finish
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Bruce Bowen Fouls Back In
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Greg Maddux Wears Sweater-Vest To Mound
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Sam Cassell Seen Playing For Rockets, Suns, Celtics
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Jackie Robinson Honored With Trivia Question
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Sepia-Toned Player Being Called The Next DiMaggio
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C.C. Sabathia's Paunch Undulates Hypnotically In Cool Spring Breeze
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David Ortiz Plays Games In Japan Wearing Camera, Fanny Pack
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Red Sox Begin Long Sea Voyage To Japan For Opener
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Rare Miami Heat Basket Captured On Videotape
This Week In Sports History
May 9, 2008
Latest:
- Six Players Run Out To Shortstop After Coach Says, 'Get In There, Castillo'
- Chris Chelios Plays In Record 100,00th Playoff Game
- Stranded Baserunner Forced To Survive On Nuts And Berries Of Wrigley Field Ivy
- Avery Johnson: 'It Was An Honor To Coach This Underachieving Bunch Of Chokers'
- Texas Rangers Philosophically Eliminated From Playoffs
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