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American Voices

Wednesday, August 8, 2007

190,000 Guns Lost In Iraq

The Pentagon has lost track of nearly 190,000 guns that were given to Iraqi security forces. What do you think?

Young Woman

Ashley Malone,
Systems Analyst
"I'm worried those guns will fall into the wrong hand."

Black Man

Gunnar Bierce,
FDA Inspector
"On the bright side, Bush is finally vindicated on his WMD claims if you consider 190,000 weapons a single unit."

Young Man

Manuel Sheperd,
Floor Manager
"Just wait until they come crawling back asking for bullet handouts."

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