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American Voices

Monday, February 19, 2007

7,000 Iraqis U.S. Bound

The United States has agreed to admit 7,000 Iraqi refugees into the country. What do you think?

Old Man

Werner Seidel,
Systems Analyst
"It should be a whole lot easier for our troops to kill them here."

Old Woman

Liz Armstrong,
Locksmith
"Yeah, I mean, I guess we should save a couple Iraqis in order to repopulate the country once everybody there dies out or moves to Iran."

Young Man

Bob Thomas,
Antiques Dealer
"I hope they have a way of checking that that they're actual Iraqis and not U.S. soldiers trying to sneak back here."

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