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Monday, November 16, 2009

ABC Cancels 'Hank'

After airing five episodes, ABC has canceled the Kelsey Grammer disgraced-CEO-returns-to-small-hometown sitcom Hank. What do you think?

Young Man

Keith Mulligan,
Systems Analyst
"The three-camera-and-laugh-track sitcom formula is so tired. ABC needs to make shows that exactly fit the one-camera-and-awkward-pause formula."

Old Woman

Genevieve Roeder,
Support Services Representative
"Dammit, episode seven was supposed to be the one where he loosens his tie."

Old Man

Nathan Tracy,
Unemployed
"Yeah, I couldn't understand that show. Everyone kept calling Frasier 'Hank.'"

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