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American Voices

Thursday, September 4, 2008

Abortion Not Linked To Depression

A literature review by the American Psychological Association states that women who have an abortion are not at greater risk for developing depression. What do you think?

Asian Man

Mark Pritchard,
Cemetery Caretaker
"Where does the pro-depression lobby stand on this study?"

Old Man

Mike Couey,
Newspaper Circulation Manager
"They are, however, at greater risk of having dreams in which a little baby says to them, 'Mommy, why did you abort me?'"

Old Woman

Sarah Garth,
Hotel Clerk
"Shut up. I need to concentrate on this scratch-off so my baby can get formula."

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