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American Voices

Monday, December 8, 2008

Acorns Missing In Northeast

In states from Virginia to Maine, oak trees have failed to produce the usual abundance of acorns. What do you think?

Young Man

Charlie Powell,
Systems Analyst
"Finally, the noble chestnut will get its due respect."

Old Woman

Wendy Thompson,
Day Care Owner
"It's a sad day when I have nothing to write in my acorn diary."

Old Man

Kevin Smerker,
Plumber
"It looks as though the revolt of the Maples as foretold by the bard Geddy Lee has finally come to pass."

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