The Onion

Wednesday, November 21, 2007

ADHD Brains Develop More Slowly

Children and adolescents with attention deficit hyperactivity disorder have been shown to have slower development in certain regions of the brain. What do you think?

Young Woman

Janice Dubie,
Cardiologist
"However, the regions of the brain in charge of flashing lights and electronic beeping show tremendous advancement."

Young Man

Brian Crews,
Tour Guide
"That's okay, it gives them three years longer to be hyperactive kids. They'll be maladjusted adults for the rest of their lives soon enough."

Asian Man

Steve Nearing,
Systems Analyst
"Is that why my son doesn't like girls?"

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