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American Voices

Friday, March 7, 2008

Adults Eschew Simple Immunizations

A Centers for Disease Control survey revealed that statistically few adults get immunization shots for common ailments, such as tetanus and influenza. What do you think?

Young Woman

Tabitha Flynn,
Machinist
"If I'm getting immunized, I'm going for the good stuff, like the monkeypox and Japanese encephalitis, not your everyday garbage diseases."

Young Man

Sam Fox,
Bus Driver
"Without the smiley-face Band-Aid and Dum Dum lollipop, I hardly see the point."

Black Man

Arnold Lithman,
Gem Cutter
"I don't mind having the flu every now and then, so I can give it to people I hate at work."

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