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At the AV Club: AVQ&A

American Voices

Monday, June 4, 2007

Airline Passenger Has TB

An Atlanta lawyer recently flew two transatlantic flights after being diagnosed with a rare and dangerous strain of tuberculosis. What do you think?

Old Man

Paul Keegan,
Location Scout
"On top of that he was apparently incredibly chatty and hogged the armrests during the entire flight."

Old Woman

Valerie Duncan,
Car Detailer
"All the amazing tourist destinations right here on our own soil just weren't good enough, huh? Well, you won't see me coming down with the plague after visiting Hershey Park, that's for sure."

Young Man

Max Boyd,
Oncologist
"I was one step from taking that flight myself. Thank God for racial profiling."

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