The Onion

Tuesday, April 17, 2007

al-Sadr Leaves Iraqi Government

Radical Shiite cleric and militia leader Moqtada al-Sadr announced that he is withdrawing six of his ministers from the Iraqi cabinet. What do you think?

Young Woman

Shannon Goodweiller,
Cobbler
"Oh, man, you should never quit a government job. Now they're all going to have to pay for their own insurance."

Old Woman

Julie Dobbs,
Tennis Pro
"Eliminating Iraq's Violent Insurgence branch is going to totally throw off Iraq's complex system of checks and balances."

Old Man

Chip Cramden,
Stock Analyst
"Yikes. Things might just be quickly falling apart in Iraq."

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