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Thursday, May 21, 2009

Allen Settles With American Apparel

Filmmaker Woody Allen reached a $5 million settlement with American Apparel after suing the clothing manufacturer for unauthorized use of his likeness from Annie Hall on a billboard. What do you think?

Asian Man

Grant Baker-Robe,
Adhesive Sprayer
"Why is it that whenever Woody Allen goes to court it involves photos of scantily clad young girls in some way?"

Old Man

John Perks,
Reactor Operator
"I hope he doesn't just blow the money at Elaine's."

Old Woman

Marquita Cotti,
New Account Supervisor
"So that American Apparel owner guy had sex with Woody Allen, too? Ew."

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