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American Voices

Wednesday, September 5, 2007

America Most Armed Nation

The 2007 Small Arms Survey indicates that the United States is the most armed nation in the world, with 90 guns for every 100 citizens. What do you think?

Young Woman

Deirdre Norris,
Waitress
"Surely it doesn't count as two guns if you're just carrying a teensy one in each hand?"

Old Man

John Snell,
Editor
"As the assistant editor of Guns & Ammo, I'm now wondering where the hell the subscribers are."

Young Man

Paul DuPont,
Systems Analyst
"With that milestone out of the way, we can now turn our attention to becoming the nation in the world with the sharpest knives."

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