The Onion

Friday, January 18, 2008

American Idol Ratings Down

The season debut of American Idol was the lowest it's been in four years. What do you think.

Young Woman

Layna Polou,
Systems Analyst
"What that show needs is to just put me on 'cause I'm'a star and 'Merica going to see me and be like 'Wha! Yee-yah!'"

Young Man

Darren Spurr,
Window Washer
"It's more interesting and time-saving to read about which American Idol is getting dropped from their label."

Black Man

Sol Greenway,
Fitness Instructor
"People finally realized that they could find out who the winner is by tuning into the last few minutes of the final episode."

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