American Idol Ratings Down
The season debut of American Idol was the lowest it's been in four years. What do you think.
Layna Polou,
Systems Analyst
"What that show needs is to just put me on 'cause I'm'a star and 'Merica going to see me and be like 'Wha! Yee-yah!'"
Darren Spurr,
Window Washer
"It's more interesting and time-saving to read about which American Idol is getting dropped from their label."
Sol Greenway,
Fitness Instructor
"People finally realized that they could find out who the winner is by tuning into the last few minutes of the final episode."
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