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Friday, May 23, 2008

Americans May Send Cell Phones To Cuba

President Bush announced that people living in the United States will soon be allowed to send cell phones to Cuba. What do you think?

Young Woman

Patty Rocks,
Systems Analyst
"I wish they'd let us send other stuff, because I got an old broken TV that I've been dying to get rid of."

Young Man

Joe Black,
Plumbing Assistant
"Were we not allowed to before? My bad. I've sent a shitload of cell phones to Cuba over the years."

Black Man

Will Elliott,
Employment Counselor
"It's about time. The mobile phones Cubans have now are often more than 50 years old. They've done a good job keeping them up, but the aerials get easily twisted in tree branches."

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