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American Voices

Monday, October 27, 2008

Americans Voting Early

So far, more than 5 million people have cast their ballots in states where early voting is available. What do you think?

Young Man

Doug Ervine,
Campaign Consultant
"I voted early, but it's only because I have plans on Election Day to terrorize elderly Jewish voters."

Old Woman

Natalie Ashford,
Systems Analyst
"The earlier you go, the crisper the ballot. I love a crisp ballot."

Old Man

Charlie Heater,
Librarian
"Not me. I still have another week to be pandered to, and I'm going to milk it for all it's worth."

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