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Friday, December 12, 2008

Amsterdam To Shutter Some Coffee Shops, Brothels

In an effort to stem organized crime, Amsterdam announced that it would be closing many of its brothels and marijuana-friendly cafes. What do you think?

Young Woman

Violet Secor,
Systems Analyst
"Amsterdam will still have plenty of fun things to do. Like visit the Anne Frank House."

Young Man

Curtis Dunford,
Pilot
"I hope the government provides assistance to those who will be unemployed. Otherwise, some of them might be forced into a life of prostitution or drug-dealing."

Black Man

David Damanskis,
Construction Worker
"I guess I'll just have to stick to getting high and hiring prostitutes here in Ohio."

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