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American Voices

Monday, March 9, 2009

Anger Actually Can Kill

A study in the Journal Of The American College Of Cardiology says that anger and other strong emotions can trigger unhealthy irregular heart rhythms. What do you think?

Young Man

Bill Chambers,
Loan Processor
“But if it doesn’t kill me, it only makes me stronger, right?”

Old Woman

Gretchen Appel,
Food Service Director
"Wow, that is really interesting. Wait, astonishment isn't one of the emotions they warned about, is it? Oh, no, what about curiosity? Or panic? Aghhh!"

Old Man

Reggie Taylor,
Systems Analyst
"If I were really mad, having a heart attack would just make me madder."

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