Animal Patrick Duffy
If Patrick Duffy were an animal, what kind of animal do you think he’d be?
Diane O’Shea,
Systems Analyst
"A magical goose that lays the golden egg of quality prime-time entertainment."
Lamont Marmel,
Insurance Salesman
"Well, I assume he can already turn himself into a swan, an eagle, or a bullock, depending on the circumstances."
Jerry Chupp,
Career Counselor
"He'd be a shark—a shark that doesn't listen to nobody and does whatever he feels like."
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