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At the AV Club: AVQ&A

American Voices

Friday, March 20, 2009

Animal Patrick Duffy

If Patrick Duffy were an animal, what kind of animal do you think he’d be?

Young Woman

Diane O’Shea,
Systems Analyst
"A magical goose that lays the golden egg of quality prime-time entertainment."

Young Man

Lamont Marmel,
Insurance Salesman
"Well, I assume he can already turn himself into a swan, an eagle, or a bullock, depending on the circumstances."

Black Man

Jerry Chupp,
Career Counselor
"He'd be a shark—a shark that doesn't listen to nobody and does whatever he feels like."

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