The Onion

Friday, February 9, 2007

Anna Nicole Dead

Anna Nicole Smith died in Miami on Thursday at the age of 39. What do you think?

Young Woman

Daisy Garrett,
Photographer
"This is such a tragedy. Taken before she had a chance to have a prime of her life."

Black Man

Lewis Ways,
Systems Analyst
"Goddamnit! I just put the flag back up to full mast after the Ford thing."

Young Man

Jason Smith,
Research Assistant
"So…I take it TrimSpa is raising the baby now?"

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