The Onion

Monday, April 7, 2008

Apple Tops Wal-Mart In Music Sales

According to the most current available retail statistics, Apple Inc. has surpassed Wal-Mart to become the No. 1 music retailer in the country. What do you think?

Young Man

Lyle Anderson,
Landscaper
"If Apple starts offering Looney Tunes mud flaps for download, then Wal-Mart is really in trouble."

Old Woman

Bernice Niles,
Systems Analyst
"The problem is that Wal-Mart doesn't make it easy enough to get drunk and download 30 copies of the theme to Robocop.

Old Man

Thom Budisch,
Hedge-Fund Manager
"Apple deserves a lot of credit for rescuing and preserving the paying-for-music tradition."

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