The Onion

Thursday, January 25, 2007

Archiving The Unabomber

Theodore J. Kaczynski, aka the Unabomber, is fighting to reclaim 40,000 pages of his writings and correspondences so he can preserve them for public reference. What do you think?

Asian Man

Sol Raleigh,
Caterer
"It's just like this government to try to suppress the rich history of violent, technophobic loners.

Old Man

Ryan Levy,
Lead Paint Abatement Consultant
"In hindsight, I bet he wishes he'd made an exception to his anti-technology stance for Kinko's."

Old Woman

Carol Camin,
CT Scan Operator
"Forty-thousand pages? I hope they get someone with a soothing voice for the audio book."

All American Voices

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