The Onion

Thursday, April 5, 2007

Argentina Reclaiming Falklands

Argentina is reasserting its claim to the Falkland Islands from England. What do you think?

Asian Man

Xavier Jones,
Tapestry Weaver
"I'd say settle it with a soccer match, but it would only result in more deaths."

Old Man

Taylor Williams,
Dairy Farmer
"I agree. England has hoarded that vast supply of delicious penguin eggs for far too long."

Old Woman

Lois Fleisch,
Concession Stand Cashier
"Was this in Evita? Because if it wasn't covered in Evita, I probably don't know what it's about."

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