The Onion

Thursday, October 4, 2007

Arkansas Nuns Excommunicated

Six nuns in Arkansas were excommunicated from the Catholic Church for heresy after failing to leave a Canadian sect run by a woman claiming to be possessed by the Virgin Mary. What do you think?

Old Woman

Deborah Vale,
Sales Associate
"Gee whiz, Arkansas nuns are the worst."

Old Man

Ernst Pylor,
Janitor
"Tough break. It's rough getting nun work in the private sector after getting fired."

Asian Man

Eric Patel,
Car Salesman
"Nuns excommunicated for heresy? Is anyone else as turned on as I am?"

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