The Onion

Monday, November 5, 2007

Atlanta Running Out Of Water

By Army Corps of Engineers estimates, the city of Atlanta could run out of water in about 100 days. What do you think?

Old Man

Darby McGuinness,
Roofer
"The Coca-Cola headquarters are right there. Can't they just step in with some crisp, cool refreshment?"

Old Woman

Bunny Raleigh,
Florist
"Yeah, well, St. Louis has been running out of good men for years now!"

Young Man

Cole Dalton,
Banker
"Oh no! Then where will I go for various conventions?"

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