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Friday, October 12, 2007

Atlantic City Mayor Resigns

After an absence of nearly two weeks in which his whereabouts were largely unknown, Robert W. Levy, mayor of Atlantic City, NJ, returned to office only to resign. What do you think?

Old Woman

Paulina Kntuson,
Systems Analyst
"Well thank goodness he's gone. Erratic and suspicious behavior has no place in Atlantic City."

Asian Man

Tim Lunt,
Graphic Designer
"I'm still having trouble getting past the first part. Why would anyone–anyone–disappear from Atlantic City for more than an hour?"

Young Man

Tony Regina,
Hot Dog Vendor
"He was a terrible mayor. He promised us constituents hairsprays and cheese fries! Where are my hairsprays and cheese fries?!"

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