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American Voices

Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Auto Sales Hit 25-Year Low

In the face of a weakening economy, U.S. auto sales fell to their lowest level since 1983. What do you think?

Young Woman

Nancy Coyne,
Paralegal
"If they slash car prices further, I'm going to stock up on Focuses."

Black Man

Pete McKissock,
Systems Analyst
"That's great! Wait, is this for a feature on the environment or for the business section?"

Young Man

Scott Haggerty,
Crop Duster
"But I love my Icelandic-made car! Mjoiks last forever."

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