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American Voices

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Beatles Edition Of Rock Band Coming Out

The Beatles: Rock Band is scheduled to hit shelves Sept. 9. What do you think?

Old Man

Kai Twiller,
Plumber
“Finally. I was going broke replacing my smashed instruments from playing the The Who: Rock Band.”

Young Woman

Patti Wipprecht,
Branch Controls Specialist
"I heard that after completing the game you and your friends never talk again."

Asian Man

Walter Holmes,
Pawn Shop Owner
"Forget going to Best Buy on Sept. 9—there'll be hordes of screaming girls everywhere."

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