Bed Found In Fundamentalist Temple
Authorities searching a temple in the Texas compound of the Fundamentalist Church Of Jesus Christ Of Latter Day Saints found a bed they believe was where underage brides were forced to have sex with their new husbands. What do you think?
Paul Oswald,
Systems Analyst
"What do these girls want, a throne?"
Theresa Kurtz,
Mail Sorter
"Hey, they bought the calf, so the veal wasn't free."
Jeff Cafarelli,
Quality Assurance Manager
"How do they know that's what the bed was used for? Did they smell it?"
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