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Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Bernanke Had ID Stolen

Federal Reserve chairman Ben Bernanke was one of the victims of a nationwide identity-fraud ring that stole $2.1 million from consumers and businesses. What do you think?

Young Woman

Jessica Carson,
Shop Steward
"Thank heavens his identity didn't fall into the hands of a really dull villain."

Black Man

Jason Sutton,
Online Business Owner
"Wait, so that wasn't the real Ben Bernanke who bought $4,600 worth of high-end car stereo equipment and decals from my online store?"

Young Man

Ward Soliday,
Systems Analyst
"At the same time, the economy is heading out of a recession. Those criminals must know how to balance a budget."

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