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Saturday, December 13, 2008

Bettie Page Dead

Infamous '50s pinup icon Bettie Page died yesterday at the age of 85 from the complications of a heart attack. What do you think?

Young Man

Sam Tagliapietra,
Glass Blower
"Who's the lucky guy who gets to embalm that broad?"

Old Woman

Megan Young,
Systems Analyst
"Playboy owes her a debt of gratitude. As does Peep, Gander, Roving Eye, Look-See, Getta Loada Dose, Whoo Boy!, Ai-Ooooo-Ga!, Hotsy-Totsy, and Growwwl."

Old Man

Marvin Barnett,
Accountant
"Oh no. This is the first I've heard of it. I think that I will honor her by rubbing one out in the bathroom during my lunch break."

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