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American Voices

Thursday, August 21, 2008

Bigfoot Corpse A Fraud

Members of Search For Bigfoot, Inc. said they had been tricked into buying a fake Sasquatch body from an ex-policeman. What do you think?

Asian Man

Jordan Pressler,
Personal Assistant
"I truly empathize with those guys because the exact same thing happened to me, but with a Burberry scarf."

Old Man

Keith Crowley,
Event Planner
"Hopefully they can put all this behind them and continue their important work."

Old Woman

Patty Paik,
Accountant
"So that means...the real Sasquatch is still on the loose! Oh no!"

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