Thursday, August 21, 2008
Bigfoot Corpse A Fraud
Members of Search For Bigfoot, Inc. said they had been tricked into buying a fake Sasquatch body from an ex-policeman. What do you think?
Jordan Pressler,
Personal Assistant
"I truly empathize with those guys because the exact same thing happened to me, but with a Burberry scarf."
Keith Crowley,
Event Planner
"Hopefully they can put all this behind them and continue their important work."
Patty Paik,
Accountant
"So that means...the real Sasquatch is still on the loose! Oh no!"
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The outspoken CNN anchor announced Wednesday that he was resigning, effective immediately. What do you think?