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Thursday, October 25, 2007

Bin Laden Tape Urges Iraq Unity

In a new audio tape, Ossama bin Laden encourages Iraqi insurgents to stop infighting and unite against the occupying forces. What do you think?

Old Man

Marc E. Schmidt,
Medical Supplies Salesman
"That's pretty shortsighted. There's plenty of hatred and violence to go around for everyone."

Black Man

Ted Haber,
Actor
"Another audio tape? God, I have to get that guy's agent!"

Young Woman

Pam Barry,
Animator
"See, we all nearly want the same thing, kind of."

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